Flat Earth Announcement – November 1 2016
A truce has been called today between the growing sect of flat earth theorists and conventional round earth traditionalists. In a statement from the newly…
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Nu-Clear Insurance – Royal Commission Blunder?
Fresh on the news desk a remarkable and revealing insight into the South Australian Nu-Clear Royal Commission.
The Trouble with Modern Scrabble
People are saying that the game of scrabble has been corrupted and asking why this situation has occurred and when the relevant scrabble authorities will…
Can “Fast Fix” Save the Planet?
FAST FIX If your dream is on our menu we can help you forget. (Quote from Fast-Fix employee – name withheld – don’t think he…
Figures Reveal – Climate Change Policy in Australia a Scam.
Startling statistics released today from the Bureau of Probable Statistics (BPS) reveal that Climate Change Policy in Australia is a total scam and no one…
International Brain Day
In recognition of International Brain Day have a look at the image above and see how your grey matter is working. And then read on…
Is the Water Shortage another Furphy?
A ‘furphy’ in Australian parlance is a tall story, something which passed along the grapevine but lost shape along the way. These old cast iron…
Why I’m not so bananas about Paul
THE chardonnay set and the Gucci suit brigade may well be missing that Keating panache factor, Catherine Deveny (Opinion, 14/3), but on the face of…